Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
sex in a hospital.. check
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
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