No awkward lesbian experiences without me
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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