her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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