On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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