well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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