I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
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