why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
that is very illegal...i love you.
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