He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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