he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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