i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
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