Christians are straight up FREAKS
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Randomize
