Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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