ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
splinters make it hard to masturbate
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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