Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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