I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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