ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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