That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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