Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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