If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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