I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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