my sisters under your porch take her home
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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