I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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