that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Randomize
