It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
