Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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