She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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