She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
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