i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
We’re leaving where are you
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