I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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