...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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