yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
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