What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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