Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
how does that bad decision feel?
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