I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Randomize
