i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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