i'm signing you up for texting rehab
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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