I think I am morally bankrupt
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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