How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
we made out on top of his cat.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
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