addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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