so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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