If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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