Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Randomize