yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
im holly from the hills drunk
I just gift wrapped bread.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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