let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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