I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
After last night, I could never be a politician.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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