Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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