Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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