Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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