i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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