i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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