literally had 100 drinks last night.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Randomize