ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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