I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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