Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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