singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
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