so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
as a side note pls kill me
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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